There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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