He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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