IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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