yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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