I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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