Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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