I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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