i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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