Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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