1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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