office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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