but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
smell my finger.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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