there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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