And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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