I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
