i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Holy sore nipples Batman
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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