I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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