is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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