operation have a gay friend backfired
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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