i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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