Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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