every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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