Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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