Don't you send me to vm
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
