Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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