There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
