the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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