I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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