Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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