I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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