SEEEEXXX PLEASE
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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