There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
