So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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