it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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