what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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