question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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