How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
