doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I need moral support for this bender
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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