So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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