I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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