your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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