it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
