If that was your dad, he is hot
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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