So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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