But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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