The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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