we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
be right there i have to get my cape
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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