Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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