She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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