We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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